Comments on: MI-3. Your mission: Write YOUR Answers to the Dumbest Interview Questions http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2006/06/mi-3-your-mission-write-your-answers-to-the-dumbest-interview-questions/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mi-3-your-mission-write-your-answers-to-the-dumbest-interview-questions Just another Diggings site Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:42:41 +0000 hourly 1 By: DBdesign http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2006/06/mi-3-your-mission-write-your-answers-to-the-dumbest-interview-questions/#comment-366 DBdesign Thu, 22 Jun 2006 17:37:22 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/2006/06/21/mi-3-your-mission-write-your-answers-to-the-dumbest-interview-questions/#comment-366 Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I will see myself in the mirror, silly! If you were an animal or a tree, what kind would you be? I would be a human animal. As such, I would save trees by eating beavers. What are your weaknesses? My backhand, it sucks! Having tourette's isn't exactly a company picnic either. What in particular interested you about our company? The receptionist. What would your past managers say about you? You mean, if they were still with us?  Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I will see myself in the mirror, silly!

If you were an animal or a tree, what kind would you be?
I would be a human animal. As such, I would save trees by eating beavers.

What are your weaknesses?
My backhand, it sucks! Having tourette’s isn’t exactly a company picnic either.

What in particular interested you about our company?
The receptionist.

What would your past managers say about you?
You mean, if they were still with us? 

]]> By: JobSeeker http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2006/06/mi-3-your-mission-write-your-answers-to-the-dumbest-interview-questions/#comment-360 JobSeeker Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:31:34 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/2006/06/21/mi-3-your-mission-write-your-answers-to-the-dumbest-interview-questions/#comment-360 Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I hope to have your job, you cretin. If you were an animal or a tree, what kind would you be? After staring up at the ceiling, pondering the question, I like to say..."you are kidding, right?" What are your weaknesses? Other than drinking too much and drugs, I guess it is just that I work too hard. What in particular interested you about our company? Uh...you called me back in. Shessh. Cuz it looks to me like i can move up fast here. What would your past managers say about you? They love the donuts I bring in on holidays. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I hope to have your job, you cretin.

If you were an animal or a tree, what kind would you be?
After staring up at the ceiling, pondering the question, I like to say…”you are kidding, right?”

What are your weaknesses? Other than drinking too much and drugs, I guess it is just that I work too hard.

What in particular interested you about our company?
Uh…you called me back in. Shessh. Cuz it looks to me like i can move up fast here.

What would your past managers say about you?
They love the donuts I bring in on holidays.

]]> By: Scott http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2006/06/mi-3-your-mission-write-your-answers-to-the-dumbest-interview-questions/#comment-350 Scott Wed, 21 Jun 2006 23:46:43 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/2006/06/21/mi-3-your-mission-write-your-answers-to-the-dumbest-interview-questions/#comment-350 1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Celebrating the 5 year anniversary of walking out on this job interview. 2. If you were an animal or a tree, what kind would you be? A dog taking a leak on your leg after mistaking it for a tree. 3. What are your weaknesses? The old bladder ain't what it used to be... 4. What in particular interested you about our company? Nothing in particular; I just need a job and I'm not picky. 5. What would your past managers say about you? Due to sealed confidentiality agreements signed pursuant to my "voluntarily" leaving, they wouldn't say much. 1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Celebrating the 5 year anniversary of walking out on this job interview.
2. If you were an animal or a tree, what kind would you be? A dog taking a leak on your leg after mistaking it for a tree.
3. What are your weaknesses? The old bladder ain’t what it used to be…
4. What in particular interested you about our company? Nothing in particular; I just need a job and I’m not picky.
5. What would your past managers say about you? Due to sealed confidentiality agreements signed pursuant to my “voluntarily” leaving, they wouldn’t say much.

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