Frankly, I hate brownosers. It isn’t bad enough they suck up to the boss, that could be excused, but it’s that they also stab their co-workers in the back at the same time. It’s not enough to make themselves look good, they have to make it seem everyone else in the work place is a moron. They report everything to the boss and become his spy. They turn every little thing into a big giant thing, even if it’s already been resolved/fixed long by the time it gets to the bosses ears. Psychologists have discovered people usually believe the first side of a story they hear, and the brownoser has told their side of the story before you can say Jack Robinson.

While the brownoser make themselves out to seem like the only people doing any work, in reality they’re usually the biggest slackers. When the boss comes anywhere within 500 feet, suddenly the brownoser is running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off to seem busy. Since this is the picture the boss always sees, he assumes the brownoser is always running around at top speed. Brownosers are master manipulators, and you’ll never beat them at their own game or find a superior who’ll believe you.

To the boss, it seems like the workplace is in a state of chaos, and the only thing holding it together is the brownoser. The brownoser gets promoted, and in turn promotes other brownosers, just like themselves. It’s a vicious cycle.

Oh, and often times there’s some sexual activity going on too, regardless of genders involved. Believe it.