Joke and Cartoon Day

A Norwegian was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you
should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Norwegian returned, he shocked the Doctor by having lost
nearly 25 POUNDS! “Why, that’s amazing!” the Doctor said, “You
followed my instructions?”

The Norwegian nodded and said… “I’ll tell you though,
I taut I was gonna drop dead dat 3rd day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No, yust from all dat friggin skippin’ !”