Lloyd Carr Answers Your Questions, Then Tells an App State Joke

Note: On Saturday, Lloyd They-Call-Me-Ugly Carr’s University of Michigan Wolverines football team LOST to Appalachian State.

Lloyd, first, WTF?

I know, I know. Appalachian State. What can I say?

Do you EVEN know where Appalachian State is located?

Umm, West Virginia somewhere?

No…Boone, North Carolina. And, guess who wants to go there?

Not sure, who?

The smartest blonde in the USA America…[tag]Lauren Tipton[/tag].

Who?

[tag]Miss South Carolina Teen Age America[/tag]. Got anything else to say?

Yeah, don’t forget Stoops lost to that team from Idaho. How funny was THAT?

Nice try. They are calling your loss to frickin Appalachian State the biggest upset in the history of sports, how embarrassing is that?

Pretty damn embarrassing.

No kidding. Know who their opponent is next week?

No…

Lenoir-Rhyne.

Who is she?

Nope, not a she–Lenoir-Rhyne is a SCHOOL, a Div II school. Feel better?

Ummm, no, but I did hear a good joke about App State:

Guy from Yale goes to a conference at Appalachian State. Cabbie does a double take. “That shore is a fancy suit!” he exclaims. “Whar are yew from?”

“Yale,” comes the response.

Cabbie takes a long look at him in the rear view mirror, then cups his hands over his mouth. “THAT SHORE IS A FANCY SUIT!” he bellows. “WHAR ARE YEW…?”

Good one, Lloyd.

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