Note: [tag]Alex Bogusky[/tag] is on [tag]Fast Company[/tag]‘s cover which, by the way, is not nearly as eye-catching as last month’s featuring uber-entrepreneur [tag]Gina Bianchini[/tag]. He is there smiling in his de rigueur jeans and black tee-shirt because his [tag]Boulder[/tag] ad agency [tag]Crispin Porter+Bogusky[/tag] just won the [tag]Microsoft[/tag] account. The $300 million Microsoft account. FC calls him the [tag]Steve Jobs[/tag] of advertising. I have thought long and hard about this issue (for 15 minutes,) and here are some ideas for Alex as he helps Microsoft out of the hole they have dug for themselves.

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1. Feature [tag]Bill Gates[/tag] on the ads. I know he is semi-retired, building birdhouses and out saving the world. He can do so much more by staying home and fixing his company. The world does not need another rich do-gooder meandering around the world expounding on fixing poverty, however laudable that might be. What we need are real life examples of smart, creative problem solvers who can solve really huge problems. And Microsoft has a huge one. Bring Gates back and put him in the ads. I will believe they are fixing the problems when I see him commit to me, in person.

2. Repeat often: “Every strength to excess is a weakness, every strength to excess is a weakness.” Microsoft is so powerful, so smart, so big, so dominating..they just lost sight of the poor sap in cubicle 241. If anyone can figure out how to leverage their strength, it’s them, not Alex. He should just tell them to go ahead and do it, and then tell people about it. How about a 1-800 number for any problem us poor saps have, and get us an answer in, like, five minutes? It’s impossible to answer questions that fast? I know that. Bet ya can’t do it anyway.

3. Go after Steve and his ads, daily. Apple’s ads are catchy, clever and if you don’t do something about them, killers. Every weakness Microsoft has, Apple just hammers it with a dagger to their heart. You have to respond just like the politicians do. Have a truth squad, whatever, a war room…you just can’t let those ads hang there or you will be faced with a nation of Apple-is-better-and-cooler Believers. Think Swift Boats.

4. Lose the flag thing. I am talking the Microsoft logo, thing-y, I never much got that anyway. If you can sell the brass there on that one, I will start to believe your ads. Nothing will establish your cred to me that messing with that one. Make it something cool.

5. Apple=Jobs+Design+NewCool; Microsoft=Gates+HardToUse/Fix+Smart. Steve came back to fix his company after-during Pixar; if Bill won’t come back now, he must not care. Show me HE cares. Apple has cool already staked out, which is smart. Everyone knows Microsoft is “smart”–make me embrace smart like I do “cool.”

What ideas do you have for Alex “I am not a” Bogusky?

[tags] can Microsoft beat Apple, advertising genius for Microsoft, Microsoft vs Apple[/tags]