Comments on: You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: Chimp News http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=you-cant-make-this-stuff-up Just another Diggings site Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:42:41 +0000 hourly 1 By: Jean Browman--Cheerful Monk http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/#comment-116912 Jean Browman--Cheerful Monk Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:33:00 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=2662#comment-116912 Am I the only one who felt sorry for the woman? It sounds as if she was lonely. I may be hopelessly naive, but I didn't interpret the "she slept with him" as dirty or kinky. For me it was just needing contact with a fellow creature. Yes, maybe she was a bit balmy, but for me that doesn't make it any less sad. I figure we're all a bunch of nuts so who are we to judge. Clearly the story is a bit of a Rorschach test. Am I the only one who felt sorry for the woman? It sounds as if she was lonely. I may be hopelessly naive, but I didn’t interpret the “she slept with him” as dirty or kinky. For me it was just needing contact with a fellow creature. Yes, maybe she was a bit balmy, but for me that doesn’t make it any less sad. I figure we’re all a bunch of nuts so who are we to judge.

Clearly the story is a bit of a Rorschach test.

]]> By: madaboutewe http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/#comment-116853 madaboutewe Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:19:43 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=2662#comment-116853 I figure the chimp bought his own viagra while surfing the net. Shopping for a chimp? Snacks, clothing, soaps and hygene, toothpaste and brush (I would hope). Blankies, videos, toys. Yup, I could really spoil a pet chimp. But SLEEP with one at 200 lbs? NEVER FYI it used to be in commercials or movies or something like that and well-trained with fans and a lot of people wish he wouldn't have been killed. After seeing the guy with the new rubber nose after being attacked by another chimp years ago, I say "two in the head, you know its dead." The whole double entendre of the definition of "sleep" when we all know that even the lowest mammals will try to hump our leg is disturbing. So what would keep this huge chimp from.... You get the point. <<>> I figure the chimp bought his own viagra while surfing the net. Shopping for a chimp? Snacks, clothing, soaps and hygene, toothpaste and brush (I would hope). Blankies, videos, toys. Yup, I could really spoil a pet chimp. But SLEEP with one at 200 lbs? NEVER

FYI it used to be in commercials or movies or something like that and well-trained with fans and a lot of people wish he wouldn’t have been killed. After seeing the guy with the new rubber nose after being attacked by another chimp years ago, I say “two in the head, you know its dead.”

The whole double entendre of the definition of “sleep” when we all know that even the lowest mammals will try to hump our leg is disturbing. So what would keep this huge chimp from…. You get the point. <<>>

]]> By: Lucinda http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/#comment-116850 Lucinda Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:16:11 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=2662#comment-116850 Research Xanax and see what it does and also the poor chimp had Lyme disease. Give him a break. Research Xanax and see what it does and also the poor chimp had Lyme disease. Give him a break.

]]> By: Lucinda http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/#comment-116849 Lucinda Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:10:17 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=2662#comment-116849 I fail to see what the big deal is about this chimp and his lifestyle. Most men I know around here act the same way and do the same thing! Xanax, viagara, surfing the internet, drinking wine! Yup, He also acted in a way (protecting his female, perhaps). I could give you a list of men that have acted the same way. As far as doing his shopping? Again, don't we do all your shopping? Boy, things must be slow and boring in the office to talk about a monkey. I fail to see what the big deal is about this chimp and his lifestyle. Most men I know around here act the same way and do the same thing! Xanax, viagara, surfing the internet, drinking wine! Yup, He also acted in a way (protecting his female, perhaps). I could give you a list of men that have acted the same way. As far as doing his shopping? Again, don’t we do all your shopping? Boy, things must be slow and boring in the office to talk about a monkey.

]]> By: wwds http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/#comment-116843 wwds Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:56:04 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=2662#comment-116843 I knew I could count on you to bring some new additional facts into the discussion. I admit to feeling a bit sorry for the chimp, he was not to blame. Darwin lives!! I knew I could count on you to bring some new additional facts into the discussion. I admit to feeling a bit sorry for the chimp, he was not to blame.
Darwin lives!!

]]> By: Conrad http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/#comment-116841 Conrad Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:06:27 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=2662#comment-116841 What he needed was to get out of that loony bin! Somehow, this fits in the same part of my mind with the woman who had the litter of kids that she has no way to support. Serious issues with some people... 1/3 of male chimpanzees in the wild are killed by other male chimpanzees. I saw an expert last night say that they get to a certain age and they go for dominance. Usually, somebody dies. What he needed was to get out of that loony bin! Somehow, this fits in the same part of my mind with the woman who had the litter of kids that she has no way to support. Serious issues with some people…

1/3 of male chimpanzees in the wild are killed by other male chimpanzees. I saw an expert last night say that they get to a certain age and they go for dominance. Usually, somebody dies.

]]> By: wwds http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/#comment-116839 wwds Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:59:17 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=2662#comment-116839 That was too easy, Michelle, just too easy. You can do better, what else? That was too easy, Michelle, just too easy. You can do better, what else?

]]> By: Michelle Hartz http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/02/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up/#comment-116838 Michelle Hartz Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:52:40 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=2662#comment-116838 "My question is simpler: What did the chimp need that she had go shopping for him? Besides chimp porn and bananas, what did Travis really need?" Viagra? (Oh my god, I just went there.) “My question is simpler: What did the chimp need that she had go shopping for him? Besides chimp porn and bananas, what did Travis really need?”

Viagra?

(Oh my god, I just went there.)

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