Comments on: How To Think Like a Pro Twitterer, et al http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/11/how-to-think-like-a-pro-twitterer/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-to-think-like-a-pro-twitterer Just another Diggings site Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:42:41 +0000 hourly 1 By: Rosalind Joffe http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/11/how-to-think-like-a-pro-twitterer/#comment-119132 Rosalind Joffe Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:23:34 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=4180#comment-119132 How to think like an impaired (from chronic illness that waxes and wanes unpredictably) employee who wants to keep the job: 1. I can get this done but I only if we can push the deadline -- from 11:00pm tonight (requiring me to work a 15 hour day) to 5:00pm tomorrow. 2. Thanks for asking how I'm feeling today. Happy I had yesterday not an issue today. 3. You think you're helping by not promoting me, but you're not. My evaluations,"excellent to superior", mean I'm a good candidate for promotion. I'm not worried - and neither are my mother or my doctor Why are you? 4. I like my job but some days my body/mind/spirit aren't in agreement. When I feel like crap, I hate dealing with my stupid boss and demanding co-workers.Yup. 5.Working, with chronic illness, is really, really hard. But the alternative is worse. How to think like an impaired (from chronic illness that waxes and wanes unpredictably) employee who wants to keep the job:
1. I can get this done but I only if we can push the deadline — from 11:00pm tonight (requiring me to work a 15 hour day) to 5:00pm tomorrow.

2. Thanks for asking how I’m feeling today. Happy I had yesterday not an issue today.

3. You think you’re helping by not promoting me, but you’re not. My evaluations,”excellent to superior”, mean I’m a good candidate for promotion. I’m not worried – and neither are my mother or my doctor Why are you?

4. I like my job but some days my body/mind/spirit aren’t in agreement. When I feel like crap, I hate dealing with my stupid boss and demanding co-workers.Yup.

5.Working, with chronic illness, is really, really hard. But the alternative is worse.

]]> By: Executive Resume Writer http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/11/how-to-think-like-a-pro-twitterer/#comment-119128 Executive Resume Writer Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:59:40 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=4180#comment-119128 How to Think like a Deer Hunter in Michigan (while in the blind): 1. Any minute now. I'm ready. 2. Any minute now. Wait... did I just hear something? Freeze. 3. Any minute now. 4. Hmmm. Hmmm. Mmm. (humming Hawaii 5-0 sound track in head) 5. "Hey, lemme borrow them nail clippers." 6. Any minute now. 7. "Yes, honey (whispering). Deer everywhere. Shhh. Will call you later." 8. Any minute now. 9. Will just rest my eyes for a second. How to Think like a Deer Hunter in Michigan (while in the blind):

1. Any minute now. I’m ready.

2. Any minute now. Wait… did I just hear something? Freeze.

3. Any minute now.

4. Hmmm. Hmmm. Mmm. (humming Hawaii 5-0 sound track in head)

5. “Hey, lemme borrow them nail clippers.”

6. Any minute now.

7. “Yes, honey (whispering). Deer everywhere. Shhh. Will call you later.”

8. Any minute now.

9. Will just rest my eyes for a second.

]]> By: wwds http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/11/how-to-think-like-a-pro-twitterer/#comment-119125 wwds Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:42:15 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=4180#comment-119125 Conrad---Good list, I see you couldn't keep it to seven, though. I'd like to add one: 10. Beautiful. Karla--8. It is just not fair. 9. www.LINKUP.com!!! (sorry I could not resist) Conrad—Good list, I see you couldn’t keep it to seven, though. I’d like to add one: 10. Beautiful.
Karla–8. It is just not fair. 9. http://www.LINKUP.com!!! (sorry I could not resist)

]]> By: Karla http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/11/how-to-think-like-a-pro-twitterer/#comment-119123 Karla Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:03:16 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=4180#comment-119123 How to Think Like an Unemployable Loser 1. I'll collect until the checks almost run out. 2. I'll photocopy my resume and send it everywhere. 3. Cover letters are old fashioned. 4. I'll just look on Internet Job Boards. 5. Before we get started, how much does it pay? 6. I need to leave an hour early on Tuesdays I'm on the dart league 7. Hello unemployment office... I need to file for an extension. How to Think Like an Unemployable Loser

1. I’ll collect until the checks almost run out.
2. I’ll photocopy my resume and send it everywhere.
3. Cover letters are old fashioned.
4. I’ll just look on Internet Job Boards.
5. Before we get started, how much does it pay?
6. I need to leave an hour early on Tuesdays I’m on the dart league
7. Hello unemployment office… I need to file for an extension.

]]> By: Conrad http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/11/how-to-think-like-a-pro-twitterer/#comment-119122 Conrad Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:20:21 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=4180#comment-119122 How to think like a Californian: 1. Nice day! 2. Wow, we're out of money. 3. Wow, we're out of water. 4. Wow, they had to shut down the Salmon fishing. 5. Wow, the legislature couldn't legislate their way out of a wet paper bag! 6. Wow, we're out of money. 7. Jeez, this sushi tastes good. 8. Good wine. 9. Nice day! How to think like a Californian:

1. Nice day!

2. Wow, we’re out of money.

3. Wow, we’re out of water.

4. Wow, they had to shut down the Salmon fishing.

5. Wow, the legislature couldn’t legislate their way out of a wet paper bag!

6. Wow, we’re out of money.

7. Jeez, this sushi tastes good.

8. Good wine.

9. Nice day!

]]> By: Karla http://whatwoulddadsay.com/2009/11/how-to-think-like-a-pro-twitterer/#comment-119120 Karla Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:41:32 +0000 http://blogs.jobdig.com/wwds/?p=4180#comment-119120 Oh this is funny G.L... However I might name this "How to think like a megalosocialmediac". (I'm ™ing that so don't go all entreprenurial on me). Oh this is funny G.L… However I might name this “How to think like a megalosocialmediac”. (I’m ™ing that so don’t go all entreprenurial on me).

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