The Rule of Three. First, I found and noted the success of @ShitMyDadSays, the now-famous Twitter account of young Justin Halpert, who writes about s$#% his dad Samuel, 73, says. Second, I copied hitchhiked on Nick Bate’s idea of How To Think Like a… series, with some added fun. Third, this morning, I see that San Diego’s banks have been ripped off by the…drumroll, Geezer Bandit, an elderly gent in his 70′s. Voila—THIS is how we get our ideas for blog posts.

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How To Think Like a Geezer Bandit by GL Hoffman

1. GET OFF MY LAWN! ohsorry, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY.

2. I figure jail will be better than that “Miracle Mile Retirement Home” my fricking kids are pushing

3. This oxygen tank is not as bad as my ‘roids. Good God.

4. I’ve been watching Daytime TV with Hilda. I just found my balls again.

5. Have you SEEN Hilda?

6. Look, the banks took money from the guvment, who took it from my pension, just taking what’s mine.

7. Madoff!

8. Hurry with the money! Hilda’s fricking I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP thing is buzzing in my pocket here.

9. Gosh darnit. They just don’t rob banks like they used to! When I was a boy, we didn’t use any of those sissy stockings on our heads! Real men show their faces. Like me. And I’ve worn a nice hat too. It’s my Volvo driving hat but I wear it for formal bank robberies too. contributed by @GayleHoward, an Australian blogger friend.

10.First of all, no one can take down this old fart? Serious?

Second of all, he could probably walk away if he just explained he needed the money for viagra. I wouldn’t touch that.

contributed by @usedtobeme Find more here. Her blog WhyRUStalkingMe