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1. When me and my buddies play at our public course, Tiger, we are really good at trash talking. Best semi-repeatable line from last summer was, “Stop with the GOOD SHOT every time I hack at it, makes me think you’re telling the exceptional kid how good he is doing at feeding himself when we all know he isn’t.” What funny things happen in your three, er, foursomes?

2. You know when the TV announcers breathlessly talk about how you are going to hit a left-to-right fade, so the ball moves around that fairway tree on the way to the green, that we can hit that shot all day long?  We call it a slice.

3. On those Par 3′s just when you hit it, if I were in the gallery, I’d want to be the first guy who shouts “In the hole!” But, tell me Tiger, when you hear this, what are you thinking?

Your turn.