by CAL, Curmudgeon at Large

Attention all Authors! Attention all Authors!! Did you know there are nearly 20 million people out of work and looking for a new job?  Just think of the money you can make!  Write a book!  There’s plenty of stuff for you to find at the library on this topic!  Do it.  It won’t take you long.  The book stores will give you great shelf space especially if you have a “name.”

Some of you are too smart to take advantage of these times.  Like Tom Brady is not going to write the book we suggested “How Job Seeking is Like Quarterbacking,” and John McCain just laughed at us when we suggested “How Being a POW Prepares You for the Challenges of Being a JobSeeker.”

There are plenty of other opportunists out there who are willing to offer up terrible, cliched advice to so many frustrated job seekers.

Save your money.