You’ve read about Lindsay Lohan suing e*Trade over that baby commercial, you know, the one that says “that milkoholic Lindsay..” For those few of you over 60, er, 61 let’s say, who have not seen it yet, here is the e*Trade ad we are talking about.
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Evidently, her shyster attorney thinks young Lindsay, the star of “Mean Girls” and “Herbie: Fully Loaded” is on par with Oprah and Madonna in famous one-namer-land. She misses the point, it’s the combination of milkoholic with Lindsay‘s name. If I am at home playing word association games and the words “alcoholic and Lindsay” are given, I shout out Lindsay Lohan like lickity-split, know what I mean? Case closed. Game, set, match, me. Gimme $100 million.
I mean, really, ask yourself if the boy baby had been asked instead, “did you have that talkative and shrill Oprah over?” what would happen? You know it. There would be hell to pay, and e*Trade would soon be part of Harpo, if you get my drift.
So, Lindsay has a point. Plus her acting gig was going nowhere.
It did get me to thinking.
You may not have noticed how some car manufacturers are using my name GL, sans permission. Do I have a case or what? Everyday someone emails me in my dreams and asks if I just bought a new Mercedes, or Ford Escort, or VW, or Corolla…cuz, you know, they saw my name on the trunk. It is getting embarrassing. I am thinking millions. Go, Lindsay, go.
There is a new rumor that Susan Sarandon is going after the manufacturers of Lazy Susans. That is just plain wrong.
8 users commented in " I Am With Lindsay "
Are you kidding me? Lohan’s attorney is really going after them?
Man, I should be able to get bucks every time somebody uses the slanderous (to me) term “CON man.”
Yes, do the google on it. and yes, you have the makings of good case there, Con. I hear John Edwards needs the money…
How many times over the past 60 years has “men” been used negatively?
I am on this one.
M.E.N.
The lady that won $$ for spilling hot McArnolds coffee on herself is my hero to this day. It was entirely too hot. Beyond hot. I never ordered it because they served it scalding and I had to wait ten minutes to take a sip. This is not how you make a good cup of Joe (another reason the lady deserved a settlement LOL). I’m just glad to see that Lindsay Lohan is fessing up to being the world’s Lindsay known as an alcoholic. Lady GaGa has her clothes and makeup, madonna has her scientology, Michael had his glove, Lindsay has her bottle. Oh yes, pay the girl.