Ed. Note:  Inspired by Connecticut’s Richard Blumenthal who joined John Edwards in the Lawmaker’s Liars Club,  I want to make it clear that I have not done the following.  Please add your own “fesses” in your comments.

I did not win a gold medal.

I did not invent the first computer game.

I did not date Racquel Welch.

Nor Connie Chung.

I did not walk across the USA.

I was not at Kent State, or Woodstock, or in the MeKong Delta.

I was not in the front row of the last Elvis concert.

I was not on my college basketball team, certainly not captain.

I did not run the 100 yard dash in 10 seconds in high school.

I was not drafted into the NFL.

I did not score 1600.

I was not a correspondent in the First Gulf War.

I cannot shoot 70, even in Putt-Putt.

I am not on my bank’s board.

I did not read the entire Warren Buffett book.

I was never Entrepreneur of the Year, or Month, or Day.