At last count, there were at least 500 job advice givers on the world wide web.  Some like Nick Corcodilos on Ask the Headhunter, Alison Doyle, JT O’Donnell, Tim Tyrell-Smith, Paul DeBettignies, Susan Joyce, Alexandra Levit, Julie Walraven, Harry Urschel, Dawn Bugni, Rosalind Joffe, Donna Svei, Marianna Paulson (Auntie Stress), Mark Richards of the CandidatesChair, Megan Biro and her team at TalentCulture, t.h.e. Laurie Ruettimann, and Jacqui Barrett Poindexter on Career Trend are solid gold advice givers (many, many more).  Others, like me and unnamed others, tend to give out advice whether or not it really works.  My defense?  Hey, it is worth what you paid for it and like bloggers everywhere, this is for my amusement only.  Don’t take advice from someone else’s Dad, ask your own damn Dad.

Having said that, I have learned—or observed—there are some tried and true steps to getting a job.

1.  Learn stuff.  It might be proper grammar or spelling or how to trim trees or do high level math.  Try to get or develop a skill, any skill.  If you are lucky, it will be skill someone will pay you for.

2.  Be nice or likeable.  The truth is that most jobs are landed because of this very subjective but important attribute.  This is not to say that you are un-hireable if you are not nice, but it helps. Oh, yeah, here is an article on that.

3.  Finding passion is more about you than the job itself.  I am going to slit my wrists if I hear someone say AGAIN, that they want to find a job they can have passion about.  Like we didn’t?  You do not know what or where your true passion is.  Be someone who can create passion no matter what the job.

4.  If you want a job where you are told exactly what to do, day in and day out, get really good at asking “Do you want fries with that?”  Most jobs are yours to improve, handle and figure out.  The bigger the job, the harder those three things will be.

5.  It is legal to move.  I am struck by how many people stay in areas that have NO jobs.  Sure, you will have to leave Aunt Hilda behind, but it is legal to pack up your stuff and live somewhere else.  You’ll live.

6.  There is only one real reason why an employer will hire YOU.  You MUST help them fix a problem and make them money in so doing.  Obviously, this is not true in Guv-Ment type jobs.

7.  The corollary to “Learn stuff” is “Know people.”  It is easiest to find a job if someone you know can recommend you to a hiring person.  Since you will have 20 jobs during your career, you may as well start collecting friends and LinkedIn contacts now.  Be authentic, genuine and helpful in return to said friends.

8.  Don’t expect much from randomly broadcasting your resume or applications.  Go ahead and do it if that is what it takes to continue to get those Un employment checks.  Just don’t get all depressed when you don’t get a call back.

9.  Finding a job is just like sales.  Here are the key steps in most sales situations:  Find out the current situation (what problems are they having), enhance the pain they are experiencing with these problems by good open ended questions that demonstrate you know their business, present your solution (You) to those painful examples, and then ASK for the order (to work there).

10.  After you get this job, work hard and do well.  The better you do, the greater your chances of getting your next job.

Ok, that is about it.